8/1/08 WWE SmackDown: We Were There Again Part Two
WWE SmackDown Results and Commentary
Brian Kendrick def. Stevie Richards
The Great Khali def. Jeff Hardy
Maria def. Victoria
Edge and the wedding planner Alicia Fox blissfully talk
1. In my ECW recap I said that the majority of people around me didn’t appreciate my cheers. That said, my “Give Michael Jackson back his jacket” taunt towards Brian Kendrick was greeted with lots of laughter.
2. I didn’t rest on my laurels. My next offering was “How did you get Suge Knight to be your manager?” which wasn’t received so warmly. Mrs. JandG added, “And why is he dressed like Seal?” More silence. After Ezekial busts Stevie Richards up (post The Kendrick pin) I wonder aloud “Why don’t they just let Suge wrestle? He killed Tupac, you know?” Crickets. “And Biggie too!” Mrs. JandG quietly says “Ok, now please be quiet, I don’t want you to be offed too. He’s got spies. Even in the upper deck at the Giant Center. I’m serious.”
3. The Great Khali’s music comes on and my taunting reaches absurd levels. Only my taunts are directed at referee Charles Robinson and no one seems to understand. Taunts like “Don’t get your skull crushed again blondie!” and “You can’t run away this time single dad.” Mrs. JandG turned to me and wondered, “What (in blazes) are you talking about?”
4. Jeff Hardy isn’t looking bad against his competitor who, by the way, is twice his size. But of course there is no way he can win since Khali is HHH’s SummerSlam opponent. In fact, Hardy hits a Whisper in the Wind and then a Swanton Bomb but before he can pin the Punjabi peripatetic MVP interrupts things. Khali lifts Hardy into the ring by his skull. Charles Robinson is shaking with fear. Khali puts Hardy into a Facial Vice Grip and Robinson, calling on his own past traumas, ends the match.
Hardy didn’t want it to end. He could’ve come back. Robinson needs to let go of his past and his fears.
5. Hardy doesn’t look good. Not one bit. Mrs. JandG offers “Jeff could really use a Chocolate Spa.” Good thing he’s in Hershey.
6. FYI, these WWE Divas matches aren’t nearly as interesting when you’re in the upper deck. On TV, they are a little better. Mick Foley makes a Sound of Music reference in regards to Maria. Tori Amos last segment, Julie Andrews and American musicals this time? Is there something you need to tell us Mick?
7. Edge and Alicia Fox a/k/a the wedding planner discuss her SmackDown ticket situation. Edge says “I got you that ticket so you’d be up close and personal to watch the Cutting Edge” but, he intonates, I didn’t want you backstage with me causing problems. At this point I yell, “There are empty seats for you up here Alicia! Come on up. I won’t deny you!” Crickets. Crickets.
Tags: Alicia Fox, Biggie, Brian Kendrick, Ezekial, Michael Jackson, Suge Knight, the great khali, TupacRelated Stories
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