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Vickie Guerrero Must Be Stopped Part One

by Michael Sedor on June 21st, 2008

Vickie Guerrero Must Be Stopped Part One

Segments and Matches covered in Part One:
MVP on the mic
Matt Hardy def. Bam Neely

How many ways did Vickie Guerrero take advantage of her situation on tonight’s SmackDown. How many horrible things did she do over the span of two hours. Let us count the ways and rate the level of badness from Bad to Really Really Really Really Bad.
Click Here for Bad Thing #7 through #11.
Click Here for Bad Thing #12 through #16.
Click Here for Bad Thing #17 through #20

Bad Thing #1) Interrupted MVP’s useless preening. “Who the hell do you think you are coming onto my show, trashing my family…I don’t need these problems from you!”
jabandgrapple.com comment: We agree with Vickie on this one. MVP was out of line talking about La Familia.
Level of Badness: Bad

Bad Thing #2) Miserable use of facial make-up.
jabandgrapple.com comment: This one is unforgivable. It makes her look as white as a ghost and even adds a few pounds and an extra chin. The accompanying photo also has really bad make-up but that’s not Vicki Guerrero. It’s Cameron Diaz at the premiere of, you guessed it, the film Very Bad Things.
Level of Badness: Really Really Really Bad

Bad Thing #3) She didn’t return MVP’s phone call regarding contract negotiation.
jabandgrapple.com comment: Dear MVP: The phone works both ways.
Level of Badness: Really Bad

Bad Thing #4) She makes MVP feel unwanted and unloved.
jabandgrapple.com comment: Fair enough. Go to ECW. Good riddance! We’re sick of you anyway.
Level of Badness: Bad

Bad Thing #5) She makes MVP fight Kane
jabandgrapple.com comment: This one actually makes us and the crowd stop throwing insults and boos her way. Good move Vickie and get used to the ECW Mr. MVP.
Level of Badness: um, Really Good!

Bad Thing #6) Bodyguard Bam Neely sent to fight Matt Hardy
jabandgrapple.com comment: Good choice again by Vickie. This match is also known as the Battle of the Beer Bellies. We’ve never seen Neely in the ring before and he’s a a strong entertaining brawler. Or maybe it’s just fun to see something new.
Level of Badness: Really Good. Maybe Vickie isn’t actually that bad?

Photo Source: Newscom.com

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