ECW June 4 Part Two: Armando’s Bad Night Continues
ECW Results and Highlights Part One
RESULTS
Matt Hardy def. Armando Estrada
Colin Delaney def. Armando Estrada
Kane def. CM Punk
MATCH THREE
Matt Hardy vs. Armando Estrada
Estrada is no longer GM and no longer exclusively facing tiny jobber Colin Delaney. Estrada’s ripped washboard abs compare favorably to Hardy’s beer gut but his wrestling skills don’t. Hardy quickly disposes of the preening Cuban easily pinning him after a Twist of Fate. After the match Teddy Long turns the tables on the bullying Cigar chomper ordering him to face none other than Colin Delaney. Teddy’s picture is to the right. (OK, it’s not Teddy Long it’s yet another picture of Paris Hilton with a teddy bear.)
MATCH FOUR
Colin Delaney vs. Armando Estrada
Delaney rushes out to pin his already beat-down adversary. His first roll-up pin attempt fails but his second doesn’t and Estrada’s night has gone from horrible to nightmarish. If I never had to see Delaney or Estrada again I would be ecstatic. Estrada agrees to renegotiate his deal but Long isn’t having it. Armando must earn his contract a la Colin Delaney.
MATCH FIVE
CM Punk vs. Kane
This match has been ridiculously one-sided. Maybe CM Punk has imagined hitting Kane but it hasn’t happened in real life. Kane has tossed Punk, slapped Punk, punched Punk, slammed Punk, kicked Punk and dominated Punk. Now Kane has him in a vice grip submission mode with his legs crushing Punk’s torso.
Punk breaks the hold with a punch and almost sneaks in a pin but Kane viciously clotheslines him and gets him back in the scissor lock. Every time Punk looks to make strides in the match Kane swiftly closes the door. Please slam it Kane, please! A side slam and a leap from the top rope onto Punk should do the trick.
Not quite but the choke slam should suffice. It does and when it does The Miz and Morrison pounce on Kane and give him a healthy beating. I like the ending; the more hurt Kane receives the better I feel.
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