WWE One Night Stand Live Blog: Undertaker vs. Edge
WWE One Night Stand Pay-Per-View Results and Live Blog
MATCH #7
TLC Match For The WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Edge vs. The Undertaker
Result: Edge wins with ample help from La Familia and Taker is gone.
Match Grade: A-. Great match. Can’t believe that Taker lost. How could the WWE’s #1 superstar be leaving?
Commentary: If The Undertaker loses he’s gone from the WWE. So there’s no way he’s losing…right? Edge is coming out and looks scared, which isn’t the right attitude we think.
Question: What’s the chance of Taker using a Gogoplata choke hold on Edge?
Answer: One million percent.
The Undertaker is completely dominant so far. He’s landed two too big boots to the face and did a neat tightrope along the top rope. There are at least a dozen ladders at ringside one of which Taker rams into Edge’s face. The Phenom is stacking four tables on top of each other. Had he instead taken the time to set the ladder up in the ring he would have already won.
Which Edge is doing right now. The Ultimate Opportunist gets to the next-to-last rung before Taker grabs him off. Meanwhile the ladder is propped on top of the ring post. Edge slams Taker’s face into it and then sets up another ladder on the opposite post. This could get ugly.
Edge gets slammed into the opposite ladder and Taker goes for the win. Edge climbs to the top, stops Taker, and is thrown himself into a propped ladder. Edge then rushes into Taker’s ladder, knocks him off and ladders fly in all directions.
There have been a lot of violent powerful blows already. Taker now grabs a chair and continues the beatdown. Taker looks to legdrop Edge but is stymied by a chair to the leg. The Rated R Superstar gets him again on the leg and then, DEAR GOD, lands an uppercut to Taker’s most valuables. THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
Instead of going for the win Edge gets cocky and wants to inflict more punishment. He does so with a chair. Next up is a table. He lays Taker down on one, and jumps onto him from the announcer’s table. Edge surely will win now. He’s near the top when Taker appears but Edge is wily and body slams the Phenom.
Edge is now getting vicious. He attacks the Undertaker’s knee with a chair, then a ladder, then a ladder and a chair. Edge brings what must be the tallest of the ringside ladders into the ring, lands three chair shots to Undertaker’s head, and gathers another chair for more damage. Taker avoids the blow but looks unable to walk. How will he make it up the ladder?
He doesn’t instead choosing to throw Edge onto ladders propped as if they’re crossing a Mt. Everest crevasse. Taker is halfway up the ladder when the Edgeheads appear. After taking a beating Taker choke tosses them both outside the ring. By this point Edge has regained his strength and is able to stem Taker’s momentum.
Edge is up the ladder and near the belt. He’s got one hand on the belt before Taker appears. He tugs at Edge’s heels and is able to pull him away from glory. Now it’s the Phenom’s turn to get the belt but he’s one-legged and finding the climb difficult.
Bam Neely and Chavo Guerrero appear but they’re no match for Taker. He’s climbing again but with his face mere inches from the belt Edge pushes the ladder and Taker careens outside of the ring dropping some 25 feet. Edge is going to win the belt. He does it and The Undertaker is gone from the WWE. How could this be?
Vickie Guerrero walks out on her own accord after the match. The wheelchair gimmick is no more, Edge is champ, and the Undertaker is gone from our lives. Taker is bloddied from the fall adding injury to insult. This is just too much too take. Everyone is silent. Taker walks off sullen, determined, and maybe even a little tearful.
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