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Top WWE Hotties According to Mrs. Jabandgrapple (Top 3)

by Michael Sedor on May 31st, 2008

Whenever Mrs. Jabandgrapple watches the WWE with me she often repeats the same chorus, “Is John Cena going to be on today? He’s cute,” or “That Randy Orton, he’s a handsome man.”

Today I posed this question: Who are Your Top Ten WWE Hotties?

She couldn’t quite get to ten. Too many meatheads.

Numbers seven through four counting down are located here. The top three, accompanied by pointed analysis, are below.

3. The Miz

Because darn it, I love the Real World/Road Rules Challenges. Heck, I’ll say it, the RW/RR Challenges are my favorite sporting events on TV. And The Miz was among the best. I feel as if The Miz is one of my younger brother’s friends whom I’ve watched growing up, recall his aspirations (wouldn’t it be cool if I could be a pro-wrestler…) and then had the pleasure of seeing fully blossom. His braggadocio is offset by the fact that I know Coral could take him down in a one on one no holds barred match.

2. Randy Orton

That jaw line. That snarl. Those perfectly shaved thighs. Those black barely there trunks! I am swooning just thinking about it. Randy also brings with him that wounded puppy dog demeanor (I try so hard; why don’t you like me??) that makes any girl a sucker. Honestly, Randy makes me randy.

1. John Cena – Despite the jean shorts, which do offend my aesthetic sensibilities, and the fact that he is most likely a Red Sox fan, which simply offends me, John is by far the hottest wrestler around. And I get the impression he is one of the smartest, which is hot. And the taunt. I love the taunt.

Again, If you have any disagreements or any additions to the list just comment below and maybe Mrs. Jabandgrapple.com will find reason to reassess.

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