Special Announcement Memorial Day Monday Night RAW
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Live Blogging Monday Night Raw
The Setup
PWInsider.com has reported that there will be a special announcement tonight on WWE’s Monday Night RAW from none other than the chairman Vince McMahon himself. And here it is!
Vince says he’s giving back to the fans and it’s a BIG IDEA! He’s going to show us appreciation and give us something that’s never happened in the history of television. What could it be?
Vince fades and Triple H appears. Ohmigosh, Jim Ross just said exactly what I said in the above paragraph (starting at appreciation) verbatim. Before Triple H can say a word Randy Orton’s new music comes on and he comes to the ring. They’re facing off on a dual dais talking interview questions about this weekend’s One Night Stand PPV.
Guess what. Orton repeats again how he’s underrated and how he’s not taken seriously.
The trash talking has begun. Triple H has his own thoughts about Orton’s underrated-ness:
“You’re just a scared little boy in a man’s world. And you think if you come out here every week and say how great you are…that if you just say it enough times then the bad men will go away.”
Orton is mad now. He’s talking trash now between the “You Suck” chants.
“If someone is a threat to you, you either make them your friend or you have them eliminated (from the WWE).”
Triple H says he doesn’t care. “I’m never going away.”
Sadly, wrestling fans everywhere have already steeled themselves to this inevitability.
Orton counters, “I’m going to beat you, Hunter, until you can’t get up. Until I’m the last…man…standing,” and then tries to walk away.
Triple H retorts with “I’m going to beat you ’til you’re an inch away from your life.”
This is all a little overwrought and melodramatic. We’re officially going to quit live blogging until some kind of announcement is actually made.
Setup Rating: C- We’ve already lost some of our One Night Stand excitement.
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