Vicki Guerrero vs. the WWE Board of Directors
Seven wrestlers had a part in last week’s Smackdown Main Event battle royal ending with Edge securing his Judgment Day PPV title shot against The Undertaker. How many people would be participating in this week’s Smackdown Main Event? Two, three, four? How about another lucky seven!
Six persons including wheelchair-bound Vicki Guerrero vs. The Undertaker. The announcement coming from SmackDown Assistant GM Theodore Long who went behind Vicki Guerrero’s back straight to the WWE Board of Directors. What must that board room look like? We’re thinking it’s bound by a steel cage, cedar wood desk in the middle surrounded by folding chairs. Just in case. No one allowed to leave until a decision is made. Disagreements settled the old fashioned way.
In Vicki Guerrero’s case the Board’s decision was simple. She needs discipline. And that discipline need not involve Edge, champagne flutes, wood headboards, or Reddi Whip. The Board’s edict dictates she “either compete in (her) first ever wrestling match tonight or be removed as SmackDown GM.” She promptly fires the messenger, Teddy Long, only he says “You can’t, because I quit!” Technically she was first so the firing takes precedent but whose counting. His real response comes a few seconds later when he gleefully announces her opponent: it’s THE UNDERRRRRTAAAAAKER!
She can’t refuse to fight The Undertaker but she can and does change the rules. She tells us - while standing in front of a Georgia O’Keefe print (no symbolism there) - that the Main Event is now her six vs. The Undertaker’s one. Given her wheelchair-bound status Vicki still has nowhere to run but nevertheless has a few more places to hide.
We can’t believe how excited we are to see a presumably crippled woman get beat up by a presumably undead behemoth. Oh, it is so on.
Part Two of the May 16 SmackDown recap appears here.
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46 opinions for Vicki Guerrero vs. the WWE Board of Directors
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darrielle
Jun 1, 2008 at 8:49 am
the board of directors should’ve fired vickie for interfering. she has disgraced the entire wwe production and has disgraced her fans. do something quick before she goes too far and ruin the wwe!
Michael Sedor
Jun 1, 2008 at 1:14 pm
I completely agree darrielle. Vickie has gone too far, especially with the Undertaker. She should have been fired. It’s pretty funny how much everyone hates her.
I have a feeling something might happen tonight regarding her GM status at One Night Stand. At least I hope so! What do you think?
Trevor
Jun 1, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Edge i’m coming for you because the next time when you come into Bakersfield i’m coming after you and telling you are Banished for your action because the next match will be a Chokehold match for the world heavyweight championship belt and for the GM Job too
Cody Kaminski
Jun 2, 2008 at 8:07 am
I think that the match last night was a fluke. I mean come on. We are Undertaker fans. 16-0 is a long streak. If Edge lost last night at One Night Stand, I think that since Undertaker never been in a Tables, Ladders, and Chairs match, Edge should have a given the Undertaker a chance and go easy on him. Undertaker should have the Victory. And like Trevor said, the next match should be a chokehold match for the championship and the GM job.
I think that Vickie Guerrero should have lost her match because it was actually a 1 on 1 match until she changed it to a handicap 6 on 1 match, La Familia vs. the Undertaker. As I said before, that match was a fluke.
Vickie Guerrero is a superlative weirdo because the chokehold is awesome because you get to see the opponent’s blood spewing out of their mouth.
Why is Vickie mad at Rey when he did nothing wrong, he did everything right?
Vickie should give Undertaker another chance because even though he has never been in a tlc match, she should be a good samaratin instead of being a son of a bitch and a wuss. And when I said about the chokehold match, if Edge lost and Vickie’s out of office, Torrie Wilson or Kelly Kelly would be the next two lady Candidates for gm and teddy long and Vladimir Kozlov should be the next two men candidates.
Michael Sedor
Jun 2, 2008 at 8:18 am
I am still in shock that The Undertaker lost. I agree with you Cody it was definitely a fluke and the TLC match isn’t Undertaker’s strong suit.
But he still would have won if it wasn’t for La Familia! Last night’s match turned out to be a 6 on 1 also. I sure hope Taker ’s coming back b/c the WWE without him would be empty.
Also, Vladimir Kozlov as GM is a very funny thought.
And Trevor, I like the idea of a chokehold match for the world title and gm job. That would be interesting.
Isn’t tonight’s RAW taking place in Bakersfield? Uh oh Edge, you might be in trouble.
Cody Kaminski
Jun 3, 2008 at 7:25 am
Michael, even though you’re right about RAW was at Bakersfield, Edge is on Smackdown now.
You are correct about La Familia beating the living heck out of the Undertaker at One Night Stand. An easier match is probably a buried alive or a hardcore match. But then Michael, who is going to be the gm. the Undertaker or 1 of the two girls. Do you know what I want to do against Edge? A GUITAR HERO MATCH, it doesn’t matter which GUITAR HERO Game, as long as I beat Edge and get a high score, I am going to BEAT Edge in Guitar Hero, since he doesn’t know how to play Guitar Hero, and no I’m not showing him how to play. He’s like what, 34. He should know how to play.
Trevor
Jun 3, 2008 at 12:14 pm
i know Edge’s Weakness it’s his old girlfriend Lita because he’s Cheating on Vickie behind her Back and like i said i’m writing to the world wrestling entermainment about Edge for his action when he stole it in the first place before long ago i know who had it first Edge, Batista,The Great Kahi then UnderTaker twice
vickie gurero
Jun 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm
Dear board directors i have something to say about the fireing of they under taker is it ok that they have a remach Edge and undertaker in a steel cage with chairs who ever wins they will get title. if Edge wins the undertakers vanshid from wwe if undertaker wins he will STAY IN SMACKDOWN thank please think about it pleasssssssssseee thank you have wonderful great beutiful so so so so happy great good DAY!!!
Michael Sedor
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:51 pm
you may have a point there Trevor. If you look at Lita’s myspace page: http://www.myspace.com/therealamydumas her #3 friend is Edge. It would be great to see her come back to the WWE and bust up the Edge-Vickie romance but I just don’t see it happening.
Michael Sedor
Jun 4, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Hey Cody, on Edge’s myspace, http://www.myspace.com/therealratedrsuperstar he says he likes to play the guitar. You might be in for a tough battle.
Trevor
Jun 4, 2008 at 2:43 pm
i’m sending a mail to you guys boards of directors and make sure you read it then have anyone read it to Vickie
Cody Kaminski
Jun 4, 2008 at 2:50 pm
Michael, I meant Guitar Hero, the Video Game
Cody Kaminski
Jun 4, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Dude, I play Expert on Guitar Hero, so he’s easy
Trevor
Jun 8, 2008 at 6:46 pm
I Know Micheal i am from Bakersfield and wondering when i can come to Smackdown when i return in August 2008 in Bakersfield so i can try to tell them that if Edge loses the Match he’ll be Banished from WWE
steve
Jun 21, 2008 at 12:05 am
Vicky has gone too far its not even funny the way she is running things is just digusting. she had a referee almost killed just so chavo could and the familia could beat up batista.
brittney davis
Jun 21, 2008 at 12:15 am
dear board of directors i am a wwe fan i love the undertaker and viiki is ruining the wwe she acts like she owns the place and she is gonna wait until no one watches smackdown any more she needs to go and bring the undertaker back please get rid of her soon!!!!!!!!!!!!
beverly
Jun 21, 2008 at 2:14 pm
i have been a long time watcher of smackdown and what you are letting vicky and edge get away with is horrible. Undertaker and Batista dont diserve the treatment they are getting because every one knows what a phony Edge is and the only way he can win is to have people interfere so he can win. You are going to loose a lot of fan if you continue to let this go on. You can predict what is going to happen if edge is in a match.
William Campbell
Jun 28, 2008 at 8:57 pm
i know you problley will not listen to me but i been a fan of smackdown and raw for 3yrs. And i really really think that the undertaker should come back. becuse i an the biggest fan of the undertaker. And i think she should get fired. I am only 15 years old and if undertaker dose not come back when i am older i am coming after edge the guy that ended my role model THE UNDERTAKER!!!!!!!!!!!! So please please bring back the undertaker, because i don’t watch smackdown any more becuse of edge.
Michael Sedor
Jun 28, 2008 at 9:34 pm
William, I have heard rumors that The Undertaker might be returning sooner than you think. Maybe even before August!
ryan southern
Jul 2, 2008 at 5:36 pm
I think I know what vickie is doing. I tkink she is fire all the wrestlers that is taller then Edge so that Edge can have all the titles
ryan southern
Jul 2, 2008 at 5:37 pm
I think I know what vickie is doing. I tkink she is fire all the wrestlers that is taller then Edge so that Edge can have all the titles.
EDGE SUUUUUUUUCKS
ryan southern
Jul 2, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Edge is using vickie so he can hold the titles
Edge cheated to beat The Undertaker
FFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEE
Vickie
darrielle
Jul 2, 2008 at 9:02 pm
i can not believe vickie. first she banishes the undertaker then she threaten to banish batista on smackdown, she falls out with mvp, she put charles robinson in the ring with khali and gets him injured, she puts edge as the special guest referee for batista and chavo. edge cheated for chavo to win. i was so pissed that night. the undertaker is a great performer; my favorite. vickie and edge are intimidated by the undertaker and they are scared to death by him. now edge is going to be in so much trouble while triple h is around now. the board of directors should read our opinions carefully and take it into consideration and take action now before just like what ryan said fire all of the wrestlers and you wont have a show at all. believe me.
darrielle
Jul 2, 2008 at 9:19 pm
i’ve been a wrestling fan for 12 years and i’m 15 now. yes, i’ve been watching the undertaker ever since i was three. my uncle brain washed me. i am lovin the undertaker right now always have and i refuse to watch smackdown without him on it! i only watch it to see finlay and hornswaggle, michelle mccool and cherry.
ryan southern
Jul 9, 2008 at 10:48 am
fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
VICKIE
Hollywood
Jul 12, 2008 at 4:33 am
Vicki Guerrero is a:
“Cunning Unpredictable Negative Trollop”
Take the Capital letter of each word in quotation marks and you’ll find out what kind of a woman she is.
darrielle
Jul 13, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I can not believe vickie and edge are getting married again! it has only been a week! i was seriously pissed! i liked edge for leaving vickie for a little while then my liking went away. now again, they suuuuuuckkkkk!
Hollywood
Jul 13, 2008 at 9:05 pm
The Wrestling’s Programs have insights and messages with in their story lines.
The WWE and TNA have been showing how women behave in this world. Especially those in authority over men. Women ceratinly do behave like children in adult bodies. Gigglers and silly-hearts.
Applause to them both for using the entertainment factor as a means to demonstrate Women are TAKERS today and that there are rarely any Ladies today in society.
They show how women possess evil vengeance if things don’t go their way.
Kurt Angle of TNA really says it like it is to the females on TNA. I mean he blasts them with choice words. Something men are not allowed to do-least the woman cries “WOLF” and has her man arrested.
It’s great entertainment and they expose what kind of women Feminism has created- monsters.
Feminism should have stayed at work and never been brought into the home.
I apologize I was standing on my Soapbox, but I don’t apologize for sharing the exposure of Feminatzies on WWE and TNA.
Respectfully yours- Hollywood
D.M.Henley
Jul 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Smack downs ratings would go up if Vickie left the show and took Edge with her.I think the story line with Vickie and Edge should be put to sleep to put it nicely. Think of the fans out here get rid of the baggage. Thanks.
Michael Sedor
Jul 14, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I would be really surprised if the Edge-Vickie thing continued after Friday’s wedding extravaganza.
It seems like the perfect time to bring back the Undertaker…
Hollywood's Opinion
Jul 14, 2008 at 10:09 pm
Hollywood’s Opinion
Stephanie and Shane were on the beginning of RAW Monday July 14, 2008 before any part of the regular show began.
They expressed the dislike by WWE Board for a manager removing a major WWE Star (Undertaker) and the way in which the shows are being conducted by managers.
Good Story Line.
Stephanie and Shane said their Dad was recuperating, and they expect to see better shows and that they both are watching.
Good Story Line.
I’m seeing visions of these story lines escalating, which is elating to a 40 year Fan of Wrestling Entertainment.
Ya”ll are correct Vicky needs to vanish for good. She is ruining the whole program and it rubs off onto the other 2 brands creating Fans who may just stop watching.
Edge has always been a Nobody and I cannot understand why he is one of the WWE’s higher paid wrestling employees (4,000,000 or so per year plus amenities paid for) who has no charisma and no talent accept for playing with his hair quite frequently like a wimp.
He has no wrestling skills to show. All Edges does in every match is get beat up to a pulp, and suddenly he has an instant burst of energy and eradicates his opponent in two minutes or less. Mean while throughout Edge’s matches he has done no entertaining for the money paying Fans.
Edge does nothing for the show, especially being with Vicky.
I don’t think Vicky is acting; she is merely exposing her true colors, which are her best character qualities. Also WWE is trying to show Vicky is like most women put into positions of authority in a company turn into Bossy-Bitches Demanding Respect (instead of earning it) who will use the other women to her advantage and degrade men looking down on them.
When they are both BANISHED from the WWE they will not be remembered or missed. Why, because there is nothing of value to remember and nothing to miss.
We being Fans of Wrestling expect much better quality entertainment than a whining woman; Vicky.
May be when the story line changes, it’s will be decided to have Mr. McMahon back on the WWE, he will come out saying “I’m here to take care of a little business.” Mr. McMahon could call out both Vicky and Edge, and tell them something he says really well, “YOUR FIRED!!!”
-Hollywood
Michael Sedor
Jul 15, 2008 at 7:53 pm
I’m feeling you Hollywood but you have to admit the amount of heat both Edge and Vickie get every week from the crowds is awfully fun.
It’s been a while since someone has been hated as much as Vickie Guerrero.
I too wish Edge would show of more of his wrestling ability. His scared looks and looks of fear regarding Batista/Undertaker/Big Show really doesn’t look good for someone who is supposed to be the Champ.
Nevertheless I have a feeling that Vickie’s time will be up soon. I am so excited to read the spoilers for this Friday’s SmackDown which I am not going to reveal here. I just hope they involve the Undertaker.
We should know soon enough…
Escobar
Jul 15, 2008 at 8:42 pm
It was real f%*@! up that the Undertaker lost the match at One Night Stand. If it was up to me, I would’ve put Edge vs. The Undertaker in an Inferno Match or Hell In A Cell for the World Heavyweight Championship for 2 reasons: One: Edge is p*%$% and he needs his f^%$@ ass whipped, Two: Vickie gots to go. I’m sure you all remember when The Undertaker was most dominant when he put together The Ministry Of Darkness. Nobody could f&%@ with him. He was the supreme eternal ruler of darkness. I don’t know who The Undertaker would recruit to form a new ministry but if he did, they would destroy La Familia.
Trevor
Jul 16, 2008 at 10:55 am
Micheal I haven’t been watching it because i’m at Camp because on the same day as Smackdown and I have something to Say About the Match at The Great American Bash between Edge & The Big Show there is no way Edge can’t win because of Big Show Weight there should be a Match for the Wedding if Big Show Wins thier Wedding is off Forever
Michael Sedor
Jul 16, 2008 at 11:52 am
true indeed Trevor. If Vickie can say Undertaker is fired if he loses then the marriage can be off if Edge loses.
I think Edge is fighting Triple H at the Bash, though, and I have a suspicion that Edge might actually win and regain a title. He has to be rewarded for kissing Vickie, right?
Anyway, have a good time a camp.
Trevor
Jul 20, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Micheal In Tonight’s Match between all Superstars who will come out as winners
Michael Sedor
Jul 20, 2008 at 6:57 pm
here are my thoughts:
http://www.jabandgrapple.com/2008/07/20/great-american-bash-2008-predictions/
Cody Kaminski
Jul 21, 2008 at 7:40 am
Edge always cheats on everyone. for instance, he cheated on lita and vickie.
I think if edge loses his next match he should bring undertaker back minus the fact that he, edge, should also be banished, retire, fired, or even quit.
After friday night smackdown, 7/18/2008, triple h had some good wedding gifts for edge and vickie, including the video, granny panties and
the triple h lucky trusty sledgehammer.
also i liked what vickie did last night at the Bash, except for the spear she could have moved so that edge could be ko from the turnbuckle or the post so that Triple H could have taken a good decent advantage to take a win at the bash
Trevor
Jul 21, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Cody, At SummerSalm Triple H should take on Edge in a Ladder Match for the Title but I think Triple H Should have a Partner in a 2 on 1 Match
Triple H & Big Show against Edge because When Edge & the Big Show was in a Match Then Edge Entered for Triple H Title after
Cody Kaminski
Jul 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Vickie, thank you for allowing the undertaker to come back to Smackdown thats so sweet.
Edge, you’re screwed at summerslam at the hell in the cell match
Vickie put edge in an i quit-handicap match versus the undertaker and Vladimir Kozlov.
And fire edge if he loses that match. oh fyi, get divorced
Trevor
Aug 8, 2008 at 8:52 am
Micheal, Tonight can you get The Great Khail, Umaga, Vladimir Kozlov in a match tonight Vs The Big Show, Big Daddy V, and Mark Henry with Triple H as a Guest Reference
Trevor
Aug 17, 2008 at 9:50 am
Micheal in tonight Main event at Summerslam who will be coming out as winners at the event
Trevor
Aug 23, 2008 at 12:09 am
Miheal why couldn’t the Undertaker just say sorry to her instead of taking her Soul because if The Undertaker said sorry he wouldn’t take her Soul away can he
Michael Sedor
Aug 24, 2008 at 10:22 am
I know Trevor! Vickie actually seemed sorry but Taker holds grudges. He’s just not the type to forgive and forget.
Trevor
Aug 24, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Well do you like the way that the Undertaker should take away your soul like he did to Vickie or should he forgive her. i know he holds grudges against Vickie & Edge i really think the Undertaker should say sorry to her when she stripped him from the title in the first place
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